Paris Hilton is making an album it’s gonna slay us all. Gaga who?
this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.
me after I reincarnate
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
i just spent the last hour and a half watching the office bloopers
i don’t even watch the office
watch out guys obama is doing his job
i’m going to torture myself (listen to born this way)
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife